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11.06.2025 04:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Arnold Schwarzenegger dubbed ‘weird and creepy’ for blunt reaction to son Patrick’s ‘White Lotus’ nude scene - Page Six

Loons and Moons

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Did your siblings abuse you growing up? Not your parents, specifically your siblings, or other children in the household you were raised with.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Horoscope for Tuesday, June 03, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Emotional David Andrews says he didn’t want to play for any team other than the Patriots - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Channel Island pharmacists confirm digestion drug shortage - BBC

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which Shakespeare words have completely changed meaning in modern English?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

The Silent Symptom Most People Don't Realize Could Be a Heart Issue, According to Cardiologists - Yahoo

So they tried

No way

Just Forget it!

Has a conversation with someone who holds opposing political views ever caused you to change your own beliefs?