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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 08:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

The players who will dominate MLB trade deadline rumors — and how likely it is they’ll be moved - New York Post

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is That Clint Eastwood Interview Real? Journalist Says It's Old Quotes - Variety

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

3 hours of sleep and no fatigue? Scientists uncover the secret of natural short sleepers - Times of India

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

People were exposed to measles at a Rochester Hills medical office, Oakland Co. warns - The Detroit News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Tom Cruise Earns Guinness World Record For ‘Mission: Impossible — The Final Reckoning’ Stunt - Deadline

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Then came..

Broadcom Stock Falls Despite Earnings Beat From AI Chip Maker - Barron's

No way

Next, they tried...

No go.

Observations of recently detected SN 2024aecx suggest it's a Type IIb supernova - Phys.org

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Tesla’s Retail Army Defies Musk-Trump Spat to Place Record ETF Bet - Bloomberg.com

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading