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12.06.2025 08:25
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Then came..
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No way
Next, they tried...
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading